Camel Toe and other Mulings

I'm sorry about the title.  I had to get your attention somehow. And now that I do, I don't really have anything to say besides that I think this outfit is sort of ugly. I think that may be why I like it so much.  I'd like to admit that I'm attracted to ugly things.  Like these mules for instance. I'm so glad these foot swallowing creatures are so in this season.  It seems to justify my love for things that are slightly unattractive.  Did you notice how disgusting the color of this sweater is?  Yeah, I know.  Kinda gross. It's totally one of my faves.  In fact, this outfit is one I feel the most like myself in.  I realize that closing out with questions is becoming a theme on this blog but can someone seriously tell me - what does it all mean?  I think the answer may be at the quantum level.